“Having a Wonderful Time, Wish You Were Her” is killing it in Romania under the title “Swing!”

“You’ve Got Hate Mail” is now “SEXTING FOR DUMMIES”

Kurt Long joins the cast!  The international hit comedy “You’ve Got Hate Mail” will return to Vitello’s Supper Club in North Hollywood for one performance – Saturday May 5, 2018 – under its new title “SEXTING FOR DUMMIES”  Starring Jane Milmore, Kurt Long, Barbara Bonilla, John D. Beck, and Alexis Brandt.

For tickets:  https://vitellosrestaurant.ticketfly.com/event/1664645

“The perfect bedroom farce…riotously enacted by a five-person ensemble!” – New York Post

“It doesn’t get better than this!” – Show Business

“A wisecracker of epic proportions!” – Huffington Post

“Outright guffaws!” – Peter Fillichia

“Brilliant! It doesn’t get better than this!” – Malta Times

“A funny play! The verbal zingers fly fast and furious!”- Asbury Park Press

“LOL! The audience is guaranteed to do just that – LAUGH OUT LOUD!” – The Star-Ledger

“Hilarious! Riotous! I haven’t enjoyed theater like this since the days of the late Charles Ludlum and his Ridiculous Theatrical Company! I CAN’T RECOMMEND THIS PLAY ENOUGH!” – Culture Catch

“Behind this very funny theater piece lurk many surprises.” – The Huffington Post

“My friend nearly peed herself laughing! Bravo! Bravo!” – 94.5PST

NYC! JANUARY 14, 2018!

Billy and “The Manopause Boys” return to NYC’s Triad Theater in their hilarious musical-review about the life-changes in men over fifty.  Every performance has sold out, so get your tickets now.


“I co-host a morning radio show so I’ve been exposed to plenty of  jokes through the years. But nothing compares to the laughs I got when I saw The Man*O*Pause Boys in action. It was like someone threw me on the floor and started tickling me. My laughter could not be contained nor controlled. This musical manages to make fun of the things that would otherwise make women (and men!) over 50 cry . Billy, Glenn, Jeff and Tom have chemistry that cannot be replicated and can only come from years of making such fantastic comedy together. And boy can they sing!” — Liz Jeressi, “Lou and Liz in the Morning”, 94.3 The Point (WJLK FM)


See Billy Van Zandt’s final L.A. performance in “You’ve Got Hate Mail” October 21 when the international hit comedy returns to Vitello’s in North Hollywood.  Curtain is 8pm.  Co-starring Jane Milmore, Barbara Bonilla, John D. Beck, and Alexis Brandt.  Dinner is optional.  For tickets:  http://www.vitellosrestaurant.com

John D Beck Guest-Stars in “You’ve Got Hate Mail”

John D. Beck (writer/producer of “Disjointed”, “Liv and Maddie,” “The Hughleys,” and “According to Jim”) returns to guest star with Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore, Barbara Bonilla, and Alexis Brandt in “You’ve Got Hate Mail” Upstairs at Vitellos, in North Hollywood.  8pm, Saturday August 12.  For tickets and information:  http://www.vitellosrestaurant.com



Billy joins Ann Dusenberry (“Tina”), Donna Wilkes (“Jackie”), Gigi Vorgan (“Brooke”), Martha Swatek (“Marge”), Ben Marley (“Patrick”), Tom Dunlop (“Timmy”) and John Dukakis (“Polo), along with screenwriter Carl Gottlieb, production designer Joe Alves, the Oscar-winning star of the first “Jaws” Richard Dreyfuss, and more, at the Hollywood Show  in Los Angeles, CA, July 8-9, 2017


“SKRZYNK@PANDORY” (or “Pandora’s Box”) has officially extended its run in Poland, entering its fourth year at the Wybrzeze Theater in Gdansk.  Translated by Emilia Milkowska.  Directed by Adam Orzechowski.  Starring Joanna Kreft-Baka, Anna Kociarz, Marzena Nieczuja-Urbanska, Robert Ninkiewicz, and Jarostaw Tyraartski


“BOCS, FELREMENT” (“You’ve Got Hate Mail”) opened in Budapest at the Belvarosi Theater on November 17, 2016 to rave reviews, starring Milan Schruff, Patricia Kovacs, Zsuzsa Jaro, Mate Meszaros and Kata Péter.  It was directed by Bela Paczolay and produced by Tibor Orlai


Caroline Aaron, well known to theater, film and TV audiences (Episodes, Transparent, Hello My name is Doris, Crimes and Misdemeanors) will join Billy, Jane, Glenn Jones and Alexis Brandt October 7 at Vitellos Restaurant in North Hollywood in the international hit Van Zandt/Milmore comedy “You’ve Got Hate Mail.”  For tickets:  www.vitellosrestaurant.com

“Merrily We Dance & Sing (or “The Naughty Boy”) Published and Available to License!

Of all the Van Zandt/Milmore shows, this may be Billy’s favorite.

“Why did it take so long to publish it? I’ll explain.”

This was our first musical after years of nothing but writing and performing farce. Why a musical? Because no one told us we couldn’t.

“Merrily” is the story of a community fine arts league putting on their annual operetta and what happens when a serial killer escapes from the nearby Home for the Criminally Insane and gets loose in the theater.

Well, it started out that way. We had envisioned the killer stopping the show and keeping the audience captive, with the show taking place off the stage and contained within the theater seats and the lobby. But once we started writing the actual musical within the show, we just couldn’t stop and decided to put the cops and the escapee into the musical itself and force the “actors” to make sense of it all.

Ed Alton, who had done the music for all our TV shows, was recruited to arrange the music we’d written. At the time he’d agreed, we were talking about one or two songs. By the time we handed the show to him to orchestrate, one or two songs had turned into fifteen or twenty songs. God love him. He could have said no but instead took it on. He did a masterful job that none of you will ever appreciate because he had to turn our one-note piano-plunkings into arrangements for a 30 piece orchestra, then play every instrument and record the arrangements, all in the right keys so we could sing along with the recording when we started rehearsal two weeks later. It’s fantastic piece of work.

Kitty Cleary, our in-house costumer, made our silly show even sillier with the lederhosen and feather hat costumes. Artist Amy Bingler hand-painted a phenomenal backdrop of the alps (where if you looked close you’d see Julie Andrews singing about the hills being alive).

And our Van Zandt-Milmore Unofficial Rep Company was in top form. Tom Frascatore, as good as it gets, starred as the husband of the Fine Art League’s president doing an hilarious Harvey Korman/Sid Caesar/Weiner schnitzel Man accent, constantly abusing (and being abused by) his show-hogging wife played by my favorite onstage foil Sherle Tallent. (What a sport – the horrible things we’ve done to her onstage over the years!). Art Neill and his glorious voice played the Major-General. Glenn Jones, who at this point has probably done more of our plays than Jane and I have, perfected his “fool” character here. And Jane was spectacular as the musical’s talentless ingenue.

Jane likes to tell the story about the two-story house we built for Sherle’s (Carnation’s Nan’s) home. I never think about safety if it’ll get a laugh and as a result we wrote a bit where in the middle of the song “Once Upon a Time” Jane would fall backwards off the second floor of the house and then pop out the door below, semi-conscious, to finish the number. Well, she was scared to do it. I told her there was nothing to it and made her feel like a big coward who was going to ruin our show if she didn’t fall backwards, in the dark, off a two-story platform. She said, “Then you do it.” So I climbed the ladder to the second floor to show her how it was done, and looked down on the landing pad which looked like a sponge from up there. Instead of demonstrating the bit, I just looked down and reassuringly said, “Oh, yeah. It’s easy. You’ll be fine.” and then crawled down the ladder. She did it anyway. Huge laugh. You can see it on YouTube.

The show became so crazy in Act Two that even as authors we were too confused to follow the plot. The audiences didn’t care but it bugged us.

So instead of publishing it, we rewrote the book and did a second production a few years later. It was huge success but it wasn’t as funny to Jane and me, although the story made more sense.

The highlight of the second production was the addition of “Lord of the Hamlet”. A Michael Flatley-like Riverdance number that came out of nowhere in the middle of a chase scene. Choreographer Jackie Neill did an amazing job teaching the non-dancing cast to Irish step dance on a stage full of fog.

So Jane and I were left with great moments from the second show and an overall funnier production from the first show.

And then life got in the way of us rewriting it.

However, this past year we put other things aside and decided to finally merge the two productions into the show we’ve finally published. And in reading it over, I’m getting itchy to do it again. I love it.

Hope you do, too.
Billy Van Zandt, July, 2016

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