Billy Van Zandt and The Manopause Boys will do a six performance fund raiser for the Holmdel Theatre Company, Holmdel, NJ, July 21-30. All seats are $25.00. Shows are quickly selling out. Tickets are available while they last at: https://www.holmdeltheatrecompany.org/
Billy joins Ann Dusenberry (“Tina”), Donna Wilkes (“Jackie”), Gigi Vorgan (“Brooke”), Martha Swatek (“Marge”), Ben Marley (“Patrick”), Tom Dunlop (“Timmy”) and John Dukakis (“Polo), along with screenwriter Carl Gottlieb, production designer Joe Alves, the Oscar-winning star of the first “Jaws” Richard Dreyfuss, and more, at the Hollywood Show in Los Angeles, CA, July 8-9, 2017
“SKRZYNK@PANDORY” (or “Pandora’s Box”) has officially extended its run in Poland, entering its fourth year at the Wybrzeze Theater in Gdansk. Translated by Emilia Milkowska. Directed by Adam Orzechowski. Starring Joanna Kreft-Baka, Anna Kociarz, Marzena Nieczuja-Urbanska, Robert Ninkiewicz, and Jarostaw Tyraartski
“BOCS, FELREMENT” (“You’ve Got Hate Mail”) opened in Budapest at the Belvarosi Theater on November 17, 2016 to rave reviews, starring Milan Schruff, Patricia Kovacs, Zsuzsa Jaro, Mate Meszaros and Kata Péter. It was directed by Bela Paczolay and produced by Tibor Orlai
Caroline Aaron, well known to theater, film and TV audiences (Episodes, Transparent, Hello My name is Doris, Crimes and Misdemeanors) will join Billy, Jane, Glenn Jones and Alexis Brandt October 7 at Vitellos Restaurant in North Hollywood in the international hit Van Zandt/Milmore comedy “You’ve Got Hate Mail.” For tickets: www.vitellosrestaurant.com
Of all the Van Zandt/Milmore shows, this may be Billy’s favorite.
“Why did it take so long to publish it? I’ll explain.”
This was our first musical after years of nothing but writing and performing farce. Why a musical? Because no one told us we couldn’t.
“Merrily” is the story of a community fine arts league putting on their annual operetta and what happens when a serial killer escapes from the nearby Home for the Criminally Insane and gets loose in the theater.
Well, it started out that way. We had envisioned the killer stopping the show and keeping the audience captive, with the show taking place off the stage and contained within the theater seats and the lobby. But once we started writing the actual musical within the show, we just couldn’t stop and decided to put the cops and the escapee into the musical itself and force the “actors” to make sense of it all.
Ed Alton, who had done the music for all our TV shows, was recruited to arrange the music we’d written. At the time he’d agreed, we were talking about one or two songs. By the time we handed the show to him to orchestrate, one or two songs had turned into fifteen or twenty songs. God love him. He could have said no but instead took it on. He did a masterful job that none of you will ever appreciate because he had to turn our one-note piano-plunkings into arrangements for a 30 piece orchestra, then play every instrument and record the arrangements, all in the right keys so we could sing along with the recording when we started rehearsal two weeks later. It’s fantastic piece of work.
Kitty Cleary, our in-house costumer, made our silly show even sillier with the lederhosen and feather hat costumes. Artist Amy Bingler hand-painted a phenomenal backdrop of the alps (where if you looked close you’d see Julie Andrews singing about the hills being alive).
And our Van Zandt-Milmore Unofficial Rep Company was in top form. Tom Frascatore, as good as it gets, starred as the husband of the Fine Art League’s president doing an hilarious Harvey Korman/Sid Caesar/Weiner schnitzel Man accent, constantly abusing (and being abused by) his show-hogging wife played by my favorite onstage foil Sherle Tallent. (What a sport – the horrible things we’ve done to her onstage over the years!). Art Neill and his glorious voice played the Major-General. Glenn Jones, who at this point has probably done more of our plays than Jane and I have, perfected his “fool” character here. And Jane was spectacular as the musical’s talentless ingenue.
Jane likes to tell the story about the two-story house we built for Sherle’s (Carnation’s Nan’s) home. I never think about safety if it’ll get a laugh and as a result we wrote a bit where in the middle of the song “Once Upon a Time” Jane would fall backwards off the second floor of the house and then pop out the door below, semi-conscious, to finish the number. Well, she was scared to do it. I told her there was nothing to it and made her feel like a big coward who was going to ruin our show if she didn’t fall backwards, in the dark, off a two-story platform. She said, “Then you do it.” So I climbed the ladder to the second floor to show her how it was done, and looked down on the landing pad which looked like a sponge from up there. Instead of demonstrating the bit, I just looked down and reassuringly said, “Oh, yeah. It’s easy. You’ll be fine.” and then crawled down the ladder. She did it anyway. Huge laugh. You can see it on YouTube.
The show became so crazy in Act Two that even as authors we were too confused to follow the plot. The audiences didn’t care but it bugged us.
So instead of publishing it, we rewrote the book and did a second production a few years later. It was huge success but it wasn’t as funny to Jane and me, although the story made more sense.
The highlight of the second production was the addition of “Lord of the Hamlet”. A Michael Flatley-like Riverdance number that came out of nowhere in the middle of a chase scene. Choreographer Jackie Neill did an amazing job teaching the non-dancing cast to Irish step dance on a stage full of fog.
So Jane and I were left with great moments from the second show and an overall funnier production from the first show.
And then life got in the way of us rewriting it.
However, this past year we put other things aside and decided to finally merge the two productions into the show we’ve finally published. And in reading it over, I’m getting itchy to do it again. I love it.
Hope you do, too.
Billy Van Zandt, July, 2016
ADDITIONAL SHOW ADDED FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 8PM!
“You’ve Got Hate Mail” makes its L.A. debut, starring Billy and Jane, with Glenn Jones, Barbara Bonilla, and Alexis Brandt – Friday, August 12, 8pm, at the E Spot Lounge, Upstairs at Vitello’s in North Hollywood. www.vitellosrestaurant.com
The international Off-Broadway hit takes an hysterical look at the world of on-line hook-ups and break-ups when an extra-marital affair goes horribly wrong, thanks to an x-rated e-mail sent to the wrong mailbox. The story is told entirely in e-mails from laptop computers, although the play still manages to have an unforgettable chase scene fueled by smartphones.
“The perfect bedroom farce….riotously enacted!” – New York Post
“It doesn’t get better than this!” – Show Business
“Hilarious! Riotous! I haven’t enjoyed theater like this since the days of the late Charles Ludlum and his Ridiculous Theatrical Company! I CAN’T RECOMMEND THIS PLAY ENOUGH!” – Culture Catch
Cast members from “Jaws 2” were reunited at the recent Hollywood Show in Los Angeles.
(L to R: G. Thomas Dunlop (Timmy), Martha Swatek (Marge), Cindy Grover (Lucy), Ben Marley (Patrick), Gigi Vorgan (Brooke), Donna Wilkes (Jackie), Joe Alves (Associate Producer, Production Designer, Second Unit Director), Ann Dusenberry (Tina), and Billy Van Zandt (Bob).